Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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holy shit omfg dkjerhglekrf so jealous what
wow. seriously.
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Teacher: What do ovaries do?
Me: Explode at the sight of attractive men
Teacher: Wat
Class: Wat
Me: ...I mean make eggs
i just
really like it when men push their sleeves up
or roll the sleeves of their button-ups to their elbows
i mean i really like it
really
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Holding hands may seem like an innocent gesture, but they show more than a simple interlocking of fingers. Your hands are one of the most essential parts of your body: you build with them, feed with them, hold with them, touch with them, fight with them; they are the tools of the human body. To take a hold of another’s hand is to break from living individually. It is to link yourself to another being, to momentarily entwine your life with another’s, to promise, for a moment, that you need not face the world alone. More simple, more aesthetically naive than other forms of affection, i.e kissing, hugging, sexing.., the act of holding hands is often trivialized in its true implications.
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I win shittiest girlfriend of the yeaarr award!! Congrats to me.